Did you hear the one about the footballer and the hooker? Well, I hadn’t until last night, said QAnon. What a long night it was and it was totally unexpected. I don’t know if it was the army or some sort of underworld star chamber but when the evil one’s friend the brother-in-law turned up…
“They want your vol-au-vant! … How’s that for a title?” said QAnon’s agent: “How does that grab you?… Kind of like Count Alucard does it in the mirror!” The Hollywood producer raised his eyebrows… “And there’s this great scream moment in a supermarket where a women with two kids panics in horror when she sees…
*contains massive spoilers Well, here we have another long-winded summation – not as long as Lord of the Rings – of the mystery of Qanon and ‘ritual’ sexual abuse of children and its link to ‘self-abuse’ … and sexuality dealt by an everlasting secret and now not so secret family. Yes, I know some churches…
Read more The Cult of Pagan Ritual in The Wicker Man (1973) Part Three
*contains spoilers I’ll move over to the sequel to The Wicker Man and that is The Wicker Tree (2011) which was directed by the same man who was Robin Hardy (1929-2016). He is a man who perhaps piqued the interest of the barman as to what is under a Scotsman’s kilt with this movie while…
Read more The Cult of Pagan Ritual in The Wicker Man (1973) Part Two
*contains spoilers “We’ve been dealt their doomwatch/Doomwatch,” says a local villager on the Hebridean island of Summerisle off the coast of Scotland in The Wicker Man (1973) … On the surface there seems to be an unhappy conspiracy on this island (Earth!) as actor Edward Woodward (1930-2009 in Truro, Cornwall) is an incorruptible puritan virgin…
Read more The Cult of Pagan Ritual in The Wicker Man (1973) Part One
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