My name is Josh and my cock is very uncircumcised or uncut. I hope I can be in the movies one day and take my clothes off to show what I’m made of. It’s not a long cock and people might say my loose brown foreskin is ugly…. But I’ve had girls who say it’s…
Read more Act Four: Why My Uncut Cock is Best for the Movies!
*contains spoilers and course strong language not recommended to readers under 15 years of age… Of course I trod in it big time with this three part article which was a three part joke used to defuse the seriousness of the three part article on The Pagans and the Wicker Tree and all that QAnon…
Read more Act Three: The Ritual of Wanking to Movies American Style!
*contains spoilers and strong course language not recommended for people under 15 years of age … as once more it was seen as rude… The actors in this story are over the age of sixteen and they participated in what was essentially a joke… I don’t think the issue really matters but once again my…
Read more Act Two: Understanding Your Homosexuality through Movies
*contains spoilers and strong course language not recommended for persons under 15 years old and comes with a warning. This article offended some people in the office I am associated with and it was removed, ahem, without my permission… and I was detained for four months… when really it is all just a joke! Some…
*contains spoilers and more including material which may offend as it tells of growing up in a poor suburb where you may or may not have been dealt a full foreskin. Avoid this article otherwise as it was deleted unauthorised by M4Media… due to its shocking content. The Red Balloon is a short film running…
Read more The Cult of the lonely boy in The Red Balloon (1956)
*contains spoilers The euthanasia debate is about to take place in Queensland Parliament in the next few weeks and it relates to a long-suppressed MGM movie Whose Life is it Anyway? (1981) … It stars Richard Dreyfuss, so memorable as Quint’s nerdy nemesis in Jaws (1976), who plays a man/artist who loses the use of…
Read more The Cult of Whose Life is it Anyway? (1981) as YOU were better than a mercy Killing!
*contains massive spoilers Well, here we have another long-winded summation – not as long as Lord of the Rings – of the mystery of Qanon and ‘ritual’ sexual abuse of children and its link to ‘self-abuse’ … and sexuality dealt by an everlasting secret and now not so secret family. Yes, I know some churches…
Read more The Cult of Pagan Ritual in The Wicker Man (1973) Part Three
*contains spoilers I’ll move over to the sequel to The Wicker Man and that is The Wicker Tree (2011) which was directed by the same man who was Robin Hardy (1929-2016). He is a man who perhaps piqued the interest of the barman as to what is under a Scotsman’s kilt with this movie while…
Read more The Cult of Pagan Ritual in The Wicker Man (1973) Part Two
*contains spoilers “We’ve been dealt their doomwatch/Doomwatch,” says a local villager on the Hebridean island of Summerisle off the coast of Scotland in The Wicker Man (1973) … On the surface there seems to be an unhappy conspiracy on this island (Earth!) as actor Edward Woodward (1930-2009 in Truro, Cornwall) is an incorruptible puritan virgin…
Read more The Cult of Pagan Ritual in The Wicker Man (1973) Part One
*contains spoilers Meanwhile the play The Tempest reminds us it’s all a dream as its actors tell us that “our little life is rounded with a sleep”. That’s it, baby, you wake and face the world is a mess or accept that just like in alcoholics anonymous that there are things we can and cannot…
Read more The Cult of Robby the Robot in Forbidden Planet (1956) and others (Part Two)
